I Need That: An $85,000 Gem-Studded Dragon Smoking Pipe

May 8, 2017

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This is the $85,000 dragon smoking pipe (shaped like a dragon, not for smoking dragons crafted by Russian jewelers Bon-Cadeau. It weighs 300 grams (275 grams of silver, 22 grams of gold, 3 grams of diamonds, rubies, sapphires, grenades, tourmaline, nephrite and blue coral), it can spin on its base, the mouth and wings open with the push of buttons, and it even contains a hidden camera. Why? I'm not sure, but presumably to catch a mayor smoking crack. Unfortunately, the mouth doesn't breathe fire, which, at least for me, is a deal breaker. You know, plus the whole 85,000 dollars thing.

Keep going for one more shot and a video tour of the pipe demonstrating its features while I hide an aluminum foil pipe in a coworker's desk and call HR.

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Thanks to vishal, who agrees anything can be a pipe if you try hard and believe in yourself.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I haven't toked up for about a decade but I just had a sweet idea. And I could sell one for less than $85k. Nitrous oxide weed pipe. You need a bowl, igniter, nitrous tank and injection system. When you get the product lit and inhale it shoots a little puff of nitrous oxide (which is an oxidizer and gets you high on its own). So you burn the product more efficiently and get two kinds of high at the same time. Brilliant! Anyone want to test this for me once it's built?

  • Jenness

    GW is right, how does it not breathe fire for $85k?

  • Draco Basileus

    Time to play "Game of Bowls - A Song of THC and Fire"

  • TheQiwiMan

    I would not buy that for 10 bucks. (Unless of course I could immediately sell it to a schmuck for 85 grand..)

  • Meh

    I love smoking and i love skyrim, but i don't like this :/

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