This is the $85,000 dragon smoking pipe (shaped like a dragon, not for smoking dragons crafted by Russian jewelers Bon-Cadeau. It weighs 300 grams (275 grams of silver, 22 grams of gold, 3 grams of diamonds, rubies, sapphires, grenades, tourmaline, nephrite and blue coral), it can spin on its base, the mouth and wings open with the push of buttons, and it even contains a hidden camera. Why? I'm not sure, but presumably to catch a mayor smoking crack. Unfortunately, the mouth doesn't breathe fire, which, at least for me, is a deal breaker. You know, plus the whole 85,000 dollars thing.
Keep going for one more shot and a video tour of the pipe demonstrating its features while I hide an aluminum foil pipe in a coworker's desk and call HR.
Thanks to vishal, who agrees anything can be a pipe if you try hard and believe in yourself.