Guy Wakes Up Wife On Birthday With Orchestra Playing Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme

May 2, 2017

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This is a video of rapper Logic surprising his wife Jessica on her birthday by hiring an orchestra to perform the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song on their back patio to wake her up. That is certainly a pleasant birthday surprise. Me? I didn't have the money to hire an orchestra, so I have no choice but to always go with a more cost effective option for my girlfriend's birthday: pretending to forget it.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Dunc, who agrees the best way to wake up on your birthday is breakfast in bed. Bonus points if it's from Cracker Barrel.

  • Damon Sherman

    shit rich people can do.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Seeing how big that house is makes me think they most likely don't have children. And the fact that the yard isn't completely trashed and covered with toys more or less confirms it. They also have a huge outdoor seating area. Whatever the case, I'm in the wrong line of work.

  • I need a woman to wake me up to an orchestra playing the theme from "The Office"..

  • Hmm...
    Would a blowjob not do instead?

  • Jenness

    Public Me: This is very sweet and kind. What a cute couple.

    Bitter Betty Inner Me: He f*&*ed your sister.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I considered doing my ex's sister because she has tremendously large boobs but the opportunity never arose. I feel like now that I'm divorced I could probably pull it off but the awkwardness of sis-in-law looking like ma-in-law is perhaps too much.

  • Jenness

    This is seriously my face reading that: https://goo.gl/qf1NsB

  • GeneralDisorder

    Fan-tastic! I've almost fulfilled my daily quota of being weird and trashy.

  • Forblat

    Jolly good sir

  • I'm glad it cut when it did. I really dig stuff like this for the headline... but in practice this is really awkward.

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