Guy Drives Land Rover On Beach To Take Pics, Poseidon Tries To Steal It

May 18, 2017

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This is a video of a cool dude who drove his Land Rover right up to the surf at Jersey Shore's Island Beach State Park to take pictures of it. Unfortunately for his would-be Instagram post, Poseidon wasn't having it and tried to claim the vehicle. Man, I love his feeble attempt at trying to dig the wheels out with a shovel. That brought me great joy. Eventually, police and a tow truck arrived to rescue the vehicle, which brobro insisted on driving away despite "its lights were flashing and its engine was making strange sounds." No surprises there. Also, no word which cast member of the Jersey Shore this was.

Keep going for two videos in case the first one doesn't work while I try to reach The Situation for comment and insist that no, I don't want to Facetime his abs.

Thanks to Trebby, who agrees this guy needs to get some of those little pine tree air fresheners, pronto.

  • Captain Pete

    It's all too easy to insult Poseidon by trying to show that you can run your car along the edge of the kingdom and not pay a toll. Outside of looking like a total idiot trying to shovel himself out of a rising tide. He'll soon find out why Lucas's nickname was shared with satan.

    and one more theing...Take it from me. NEVER use those stickon hardware store numbers for your boat or jetski. That realllly angers Poseidon and you are sure to have your new toy turn into a money pit much sooner then expected.

  • DFCtomm

    Look up the definition of electrical problems, and there is nothing but a picture of a range rover

  • Andyman7714

    Misread this as guy takes a piss. Pictures didn't help.

  • Munihausen

    This guy has a whale of a problem on his hands.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    This is precision British land-to-sea craftsmanship at work.

  • Jeedai Infidel

    Well, they have the land-to-sea part down, it's the sea-to-land part that needs work.

  • Bling Nye

    BEACH PWNS BITCH, NEWS AT 11.

  • Jason Christopher

    Once upon a time, I spent close to a week in the hellhole known as Daytona Beach, and watched some guy with a t-top try the exact same thing. He would pull it down there close to the water, crank his music, and lean against it. Why? I don't know. But we had a great laugh watching it sink deeper and deeper from our balcony.

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