This is a song beat created by Youtuber Eclectic Method using the sound effects of different guns from first person shooter video games (plus Worms). It exceeded my expectations. Granted, my expectations were low. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try to make a song out of just the knife sounds from Counter-Strike. *30 minutes later* "Well -- how'd it go?" How did what go? "You said you were going to make a song out of the knife sounds from Counter-Strike." Oh right, I binge-ate six Hot Pockets instead. "How were they?" Frozen solid. "You're supposed to microwave them first." Whatever, you're not Julia Child. "I'm not -- but what if I told you I was Betty Crocker?" I'd beg you to sign my muffin-top.
Keep going for the music video.
Thanks to Dan, who agrees the best song beats are the ones you make banging your head against the wall in the shower at night wondering where the hell life went wrong. "Wait, what?" Nothing -- nothing.