Fingers Of Fury: Insanely Fast Data Entry Man

May 10, 2017

Note: The gif doesn't even do this man's magic fingers justice, watch the video.

This is a video from a convenience store of a man entering data on his little electronic number pad like the world is about to end in 30 seconds and the only way it stop it is taking accurate stock of the beverages in the drink cooler. Which, for the record, is a movie I would watch in the theater. You think he also plays guitar? Because I feel like it would be a shame if he didn't. Also I bet this guy kills it at secret handshakes.

Keep going for the original video, as well as one with a metal guitar solo added by Geekologie reader Richard, because it needed that.

Thanks to Richard, who knows what the internet needs, and provides it.

  • Meh

    If anything the sound in both video's is terrible. And i bet he made some typo's, how can you even know if you're not watching waht you're putting into it.

  • Russell Bullock

    So, this guy has spent, like, 30 years or something mastering this inventory device. Next week, they'll switch to touchscreen devices and he'll be screwed. Technological advances, they ain't for everybody...

  • PUNX

    my first job was doing inventory with that machine and allot of people are that fast. certain places or some items then don't care about accuracy, they may want a general count. first its the item sku\bar code number then item count. easy to do 1+1+1+1+1. unless you have a even row count like row of 5 items deep and 7 across you can put in 35 or 5+5+5+5.... or other diff variations.

  • Not to be a party pooper but... where is the video evidence that shows the end product of his furious fingerbanging action? I mean, I could slap that device around super fast too, right?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I too want to know how accurate his button-monkeying is.

  • Bling Nye

    And his monkey-buttoning.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You sick bastard! You probably were already but if you weren't, you are now on a watch list.

  • Bling Nye

    Not to be a party pooper but... where is the video evidence that shows the end product of his furious fingerbanging action? I mean, I could slap that device around super fast too, right?

    "WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' MONEY SHOT?!"

    ftfy

  • FearlessFarris

    That's a lot of keystrokes. What exactly is he entering? SKUs and quantities?

    If is accuracy is perfect, that's really impressive. Since he doesn't ever look at his device display, I'm curious how he knows he hasn't mis-keyed anything.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That dude's gotta be a legend in foreplay.

  • FearlessFarris

    He has that look about him, for sure.

  • Jonathan Tippett

    Not to discount his speed, but it seems like he's just hitting "+1" over and over for the majority of it. When he actually inputs what item he's counting he's certainly extremely fast, but for the most part he isn't doing anything complex.

  • I did this job for little under a year and that is exactly what he is doing. 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 he could be doing 2 or 3s but its usually a bit slower, since you have to mentally group the items. He could also just count all the items in there and type that number in and still be around the same speed. Hitting +1 is more fun though haha

  • Geekologie

    don't take this away from me Jonathan

  • reave

    It's my fetish too.

  • Bling Nye
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