'Chewbelta' Chewbacca Bandolier Seatbelt Cover

May 22, 2017

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This is the $20 Chewbacca inspired Chewbelta seatbelt cover. It looks like Chewbacca's bandolier, complete with faux Wookie fur. Obviously, it's the perfect seatbelt cover for letting other drivers know you're a huge fan of the Star Wars. It's also the perfect seatbelt cover for driving a Millennium Falcon. Apparently it is not the perfect seatbelt cover for strapping a sex doll in your passenger seat so you can drive in the HOV lane, because that's illegal, despite my best efforts to make the state of California recognize her as my legal partner.

Thanks to Mike, who I'm pretty sure invented the Chewbelta, for being a dreamer.

  • Lee Van Queef

    Pffft, what's $20? Move along, nothing to be indignant about here...

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    But does it work as wonderfully as the Tiddy Bear?

  • Draco Basileus

    That's it folks. The internet is over. Time to go home to your families.

  • Jenness

    Great now I have to Google to find out WTH is a Tiddy Bear

    Wow this is a real thing.

  • GunTotingLib

    I did too, hate it when the Interwebs assign me homework

  • Megatron Jenkins

    And what a.... thing, indeed. What the fuck

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    You're very welcome.

  • The_Wretched

    It could use a trim. It'll just get nasty and matted as is.

  • Meh

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    Terrible.

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