These are a ton of shots (okay, two dozen) of the Hobbit inspired home that Redditor KahlumG's uncle built. Apparently he started building the house himself sometime in the 80's, and has continued adding on here and there ever since. Looks cozy, doesn't it? All I need is a cat, some hot cocoa and a roaring fire and I am GOOD TO GO. The home has two bedrooms and an office space upstairs, a bathroom with a toilet made out of a tree stump, and a pond and greenhouse out back. I would live there, preferably with my elf princess bride. "No elf princess is ever going to marry you." Then I'll settle for a Hobbit woman. "You cool licking hairy toes?" Sure, I smoke enough of Gandalf's pipe-weed and I'll lick anything.
Keep going for a bunch more shots.
Thanks to Julian, who informed me he would give his left nut to live there, and I'm willing to give his right one.