A Man Built His Own Hobbit House In The Woods

May 9, 2017

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These are a ton of shots (okay, two dozen) of the Hobbit inspired home that Redditor KahlumG's uncle built. Apparently he started building the house himself sometime in the 80's, and has continued adding on here and there ever since. Looks cozy, doesn't it? All I need is a cat, some hot cocoa and a roaring fire and I am GOOD TO GO. The home has two bedrooms and an office space upstairs, a bathroom with a toilet made out of a tree stump, and a pond and greenhouse out back. I would live there, preferably with my elf princess bride. "No elf princess is ever going to marry you." Then I'll settle for a Hobbit woman. "You cool licking hairy toes?" Sure, I smoke enough of Gandalf's pipe-weed and I'll lick anything.

Keep going for a bunch more shots.

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Thanks to Julian, who informed me he would give his left nut to live there, and I'm willing to give his right one.

  • AtomicMountain

    White people have such strange, time-consuming, expensive obsessions, don't they?

  • Clipper44

    I want to move in and live there forever.

  • Bubbubsky

    It feels a little too cramped for my tastes, but at the same time, it is appealing. it looks magnificent.

  • MikeVeesnuts

    Why?

  • Jenness

    This looks like you'd feel so safe in it - and that toilet seat is pretty epic

  • Draco Basileus

    Want.

    Package it with the dragon pipe and you've got a deal.

  • TheQiwiMan

    But how's the WiFi tho?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I can't tell what kind of plaster that is. I have some horse-hair plaster walls in my house and if I'm at the wrong angle between router and wall I get serious packet loss.

    It says the office is upstairs. So maybe the upstairs is RF friendly.

  • MostlyPonies

    "I always thought you were just a weird hermit, living out here in the woods for 30 years, but it turns out you were building a Hobbit house the whole time!"

    "What's a Hobbit?"

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