A Cookie Box With A Locking Top That Requires Two People To Open

May 8, 2017

This is the locking cookie box crafted by Thijs Sondag and his friend Gustav. It requires at least three hands working simultaneously in order to unlock. Don't have three hands? Me neither, although a TSA screener once mistakenly thought I had three legs*wink* So, yeah, you're gonna need a friend to open it. Or a hammer. When reached for comment about the box, Cookie Monster ate the whole thing without even chewing because he's an addict with a serious problem that Sesame Street should have addressed if they were more socially responsible.

Keep going for a video of the box being opened. You can find the instructions to make your own HERE while I text everybody in my phone to come over so I can finally have a cookie.

Thanks to Dougie, who agrees cookie boxes and cookie jars are for people who don't know how to cookie right.

  • cock stain

    A lot of people don't realize this but, you can put your weed in there.

  • Bling Nye

    Pfft. Hinges are on the outside. All I need is a screwdriver to commit the perfect crime.

  • Richard H Sanford

    And then the Cenobites arrive...

  • Djangus Roundstone

    I could still open this by myself with, just use your feet along with your hands

  • Are you a chimp?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Use lockpicking technique. Put a constant pressure on the center knob and "rake the pins" so to speak. It may take an extra 20 seconds or so. But I feel like the friction would be enough. Stronger springs on the pins would make this more difficult.

  • skeptic

    Or both of your hands for the side locks and your peeneez to prod the center thingamajig.

  • Djangus Roundstone

    I've been doing cock pushups all day, I'm ready

  • WhiteEagle2

    You could do that, but then you probably would also need to reevaluate your decision making processes.

  • The_Wretched

    Hah! Give one to Trump and tell him there's hot stuff inside.

  • Draco Basileus

    Need one of these on the refrigerator...and the pantry...and the freezer in the garage for good measure.

    My fat pants are now my skinny jeans. : (

  • Meh

    I bet i can open that thing on my own.

    Could my friend sue them if i stole his cookies?

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