Well That Sucks: Chimp At Zoo Nails Grandma In Face With A Turd

April 4, 2017

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This is a short video of a chimpanzee at a zoo underhand chucking a couple turds at the visiting humans. Unfortunately for her, it manages to nail somebody's grandma in the face, making it look like she's wearing a prosthetic beak made out of ape shit. For the record, that's not a flattering look for anyone. Also, who uploads a video of their grandma getting hit in the face with a turd at the zoo? Nobody who wants the standard $10 personal check for their birthday this year, that's for sure. I bet you didn't even send a thank-you card for the socks she bought you for Christmas. You're the real monster here.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Syccness and Dave L, who aren't convinced this isn't viral marketing for that new war for the galaxy of the planet of the apes or whatever.

  • MrJimmyCleaver .

    Something tells me the grandma and that chimpanzee go waaaaaay back, back when she threw her own turd at him and years later he finally gets his revenge.

  • Jenness

    Poor Gramma! Everyone abandoned and hid behind her and she took one for the team. Man - 50 years ago I bet she was smoking hot and now she's a monkey poop deflector for ingrates. Fuck old age.

  • dougfunnay

    yeah but she was probably also partially responsible for skyrocketing housing prices, unaffordable medical care, deregulation, a stagnant economy, over population and a whole slew of other major major problems......so i guess well call it even

  • Jenness

    The device you used to post your unsympathetic comment kills our planet. PCB, lead, mercury, nickel, cadmium, phthalates, and cholorine are just some of the chemicals leeched each year by discarded devices. Like the vile Prius battery which is mined and smelted at a plant in Ontario that has caused so much environmental damage to the surrounding environment that NASA has used the ‘dead zone’ around the plant to test moon rovers.” Douchebag hipsters can't live without them or devices because they need to constantly complain how hard they have it while simultaneously deriding the struggles and contributions of everyone else because other people didn't work harder in their lives so they could be be entitled to passively enjoy more comforts. Just really can't believe you think some poor old lady deserves shit on her face because she may or may not been a politician or voted and life is not the fragrant bed of roses your participation trophies told you it would be. It isn't. It's hard for everyone. And when you think you got the world by the balls - just remember Steve Jobs (and all the other famous people who dropped dead while seeming to have it all)

  • dougfunnay

    mmmmhm
    .....lol
    i agree lets fuck shit up because it makes us comfortable and then dismiss any and all criticisms
    and hey all this greed and lack of forethought is totally justified because we werent thinking we were just trying to be happy caughtin an endless series of misguided and ill conceived attempts ....and thats all that really matters right?

    "fragrant bed of roses your participation trophies told you it would be"
    oh im well aware
    apparently im just not allowed to complain about that or point out how that came to be
    i also like how you make this assumption while at the same time essentially asserting that everyone should get a pass for their terrible decisions because of their "struggles and contributions"
    ok then....lets assume for a second i have not struggled and have made 0 contributions..... you are telling me the only way i can complain about a perceived problem is if i become part of it?
    do you understand how illogical that is
    are you at all willing to apply that same logic to yourself?
    (no complaining about the government unless you become the government jenness.....your rules)

    hell your entire op boils down to you feeling sorry for her because shes old and was maybe hot at one point in the past
    along with the implication that everyone around her is an ingrate for trying to avoid a flying turd
    (difference here is they actually have a valid reason for not thinking about their actions before hand and their "mistake" can be solved with a hankie)

    hell i was half joking (really she probably has helped make the world a worse place for us all....but with ....half decent intentions... not saying i blame her or that everyone who has should have a monkey turd launched at their face)
    the hypocrisy of that post is near palpable though

  • Jenness

    Blah blah you've convinced me to do my part to ruin the world just to annoy you blah blah *goes off to paint a bunch of hipster stuff with lead paint, like segways, urban chick coops and protest signs*

  • dougfunnay

    have a good one

  • The_Wretched

    Maybe she's a witch and that's her normal nose?

  • Bling Nye

    She turned me into a newt!

  • A newwwwwwt?

  • The_Wretched

    He got better.

  • Bling Nye

    BURN HER ANYWAY!! BUURRN HEERRRR!!

  • Bling Nye

    I enjoyed his little "WHOOOOoooo WANTS IT?!" dance.

  • TheQiwiMan
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