The Jig Is Up: Owls Have Surprisingly Long Legs

April 26, 2017

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These are two shots of somebody lifting Hedwig's body to reveal his surprisingly long legs. "That is not Hedwig." Whatever. Not to brag or anything (I'd prefer to save my bragging for something a little more substantial than the length of owl legs), but I actually knew owls had long legs because I've seen videos of them hunting before and they extend those legs and talons to grab their prey. You know, I also have surprisingly long legs, and have to get all my pants custom tailored. "What are your measurements?" 28 x 340. "Wait, are you Slender Man?!" Close -- I'm a master of fright, and a demon of light, and I'll scare you right out of your pants. "Jack Skellington!" At your service.

Thanks to Jason B, who still wants to know how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

  • Andy Green

    All the better for ripping your face off

  • Munihausen

    Dem talons

  • Roark

    Ooh La La!

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.
  • Meh

    1. Best article heading 2017.

    2. Hedwig, perfect owl name. I think i heard it before.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Hedwig is the one with the angry inch.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i want to see the owl wearing a tiny pair of blue jeans in the second picture

  • Bling Nye

    Great minds something something.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    ... each others sandwiches

  • Bling Nye
  • God bless you, soldier.

  • Geekologie

    So, that's what the end of the internet looks like.

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