Oh Great: Russian Humanoid Robot Firing Guns With Both Hands

April 17, 2017

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Because the uprising has to begin sometime, this is a video of Russian humanoid robot F.E.D.O.R. (Final Experimental Demonstration Object Research) blasting away with two handguns. But don't worry, guys, this totally isn't a Terminator. *rolls eyes so hard my contacts are in my skull now*

"The robot of the F.E.D.O.R. platform showed skills of firing using both arms. Currently the work on fine motor skills and decision algorithms is underway," [Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry] Rogozin wrote on his Twitter.


‚ÄčAccording to Rogozin, training to shoot is a way of teaching the robot to instantaneously prioritize targets and make decisions.

"We are not creating a terminator but artificial intelligence which will have a great practical importance in various fields," he added.

F.E.D.O.R. is also supposed to take a trip to the International Space Station by 2021, where it will murder everyone on board before claiming all of outerspace for the robots. It will then weaponize the station and use it to destroy any ships trying to leave earth. I think I just wrote a screenplay. I'm going to name it....Star Wars.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Magnus, FearlessFarris and Jenness, who agrees we need to get James Bond on stopping this, pronto.

  • Meh

    Hell yeah now they're actually starting to look like robots.

  • RU5TY $H4CKL3F0RD

    Japanese make robots for taking care of old people and being cute like Asimo.. Americans have Boston Dynamics and Russia has a pistol welding death bot

  • Titty McNipplefondler
  • Bling Nye

    Number 5, ALLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEE

  • Brandon

    No Disassemble! No Disassemble!

  • Ryan Ericson Holmberg

    fucking why???

  • The_Wretched

    Wearing a fedora, he said, "Boston Dynamics will out terminate your terminator."

    Also, why go through all the effort to make human hands for it? Integral guns would be much easier, cheaper and accurate. The new US cop drones with standard handguns will be much more effective at population control arresting super-predators than this fearbot.

  • Draco Basileus

    How else would the inventors get the thing to jerk them off? Wait, don't answer that.

  • Andyman7714

    I read, "We are not creating a terminator but we are creating a terminator."

  • Draco Basileus

    FEDOR! FEDOR!

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