Move Over Chocolate/Vanilla Swirl: Almond Charcoal Black Soft Serve Ice Cream

April 26, 2017

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These are a handful of people's attempts at artistic Instagram shots of the almond charcoal flavored black soft serve ice cream available from the Los Angeles based Little Damage ice cream shop. Mmmm, almond charcoal -- I wonder if it tastes like the time I got my stomach pumped. You may recall this post from last year of another ice cream shop in New York City selling scoops of coconut ash flavored ice cream. This is soft serve though. I don't really like soft serve that much, although I have always dreamed of sticking my head under the the spigot of one and seeing how long I can last before my IBS kicks in and I ruin all the carpet of that Sizzler between the taco/pasta bar and emergency exit.

Keep going for a couple more shots, including one of Powder holding a cone.

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Thanks to Meghan R, who prefers her ice cream the same way she prefers her Wicked Witches: melted.

  • dycantos

    There is already sesame seed ice cream which is darker than this, also it turns your whole mouth black.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Prepare for the bleckest poo of your life.

    Take pictures. Share with your friends.

  • MustacheHam

    It'll probably have little to no difference than the ice cream.

  • Jenness

    OMG no, do not tell people to do that because they will do that.

  • Rene

    I just want to know if this will turn my poop green, like the black BK

  • ecafsub

    Probably not. Squid ink is the food coloring that turns your poo into nuclear-waste green.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Does the almond charcoal cleanse your body?

  • Smeg

    No, your liver does that.

  • ecafsub

    Kidneys, too.

  • MustacheHam

    Don't forget the spleen. :D

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I knew the better joke was: "now there is a flavor dark enough to match my soul..."

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