'Spiked Lemonade'?: Mountain Dew's New Line Of Alcohol Inspired Non-Alcoholic Sodas

April 7, 2017

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Mountain Dew has just announced the release of four new sure-to-be-short-lived flavors of soda. The additions to the lineup all appear to be alcohol themed and include Green Label (Mountain Dew with green apple/kiwi), Mountain Dew White Label (Mountain Dew with tropical citrus) and two Spiked Lemonades: regular lemonade and rasberry-lemonade flavors, each "spiked" with a shot of prickly pair juice. Yeah, that is not what spiked means. Still, I'll give Mountain Dew the benefit of the doubt and assume these were all designed to sell to underage consumers to mix with hard alcohol at high school and college parties. Plus me, I'll drink anything. *tilting back bottle* "Ooooh, kambucha with chai seeds -- nice choice." What? No, this is Kool-Aid and frog eggs.

Thanks to Rem, who agrees it's only a matter of time before they release 'Not Your Father's Mountain Dew'.

  • roehlstation

    This is a continuation of a theme that started over a year ago with Mountain Dew Black Label and Pepsi 1896. These products are actually selling pretty well.

  • Zachary Zarko

    I got some Mountain Dew Cherry Citrus at Arby's yesterday. It's pretty good.

  • Elak Swindell

    Never been a MD drinking, but these new flavors are excellent. Actually, I'm drinking the "Spiked Lemonade" one at this moment. :) Tried the "Spiked Raspberry Lemonade" earlier today and it was quite tasty. The White and Green Label varieties are also very good. If you want to get them cheap, check out your local "Dollar General" store.

  • Mily Ryan

    The raspberry lemonade with prickly pear is actually really good.

  • Sky Overdrive

    wtf is pair juice?

  • Smeg

    I think you mean "prickly PEAR juice"? If they're using juice from a prickly pair, there may have been some sort of sperm bank robbery.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    a white trash placebo experiment

  • lol gross no.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I can already hear the League of Nervous Mothers rallying against this venture.

  • Well if they get too out of hand we'll unleash our secret weapon, Nippy McTittyfondler!

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    "Mr President, what an honor!"

  • Andrew Newton

    I've got adult brownies if anyone is looking. They're regular brownies, just made by a man in his mid-30s.

  • Bling Nye

    I have pot brownies I made, because I couldn't find the pan.

  • Jenness

    LOL

  • asdfadfs

    the line named after moonshine is coming out with fake alcohol?

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