This is a video of a hydraulic press crushing the soul out of a Furby. Afterwards, they crush a bunch of LEGO bricks. Both were surprisingly satisfying, like clenching a prickly pear fruit between your buttcheeks. "What?" Don't knock it till you try it. Are you going to try it? "No." I can hold three.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Alan, who remembers a time before hydraulic presses when you had to smash everything with big rocks.