These are the Darth Vader mask wood-burners/BBQ grills crafted by UK-based Burned By Design (previously: their Alien and Predator fire pits, their Lord Of The Rings Witch-King fire pit and this Vader mask fire pit built by somebody else with instructions to build your own). Vader, like the others, was constructed from an empty propane tank, and will set you back £399 (~$508). Unlike the others though, Vader was actually made for barbecuing, and includes a two-rack charcoal grill with swing-out cooking surface. Would you slap your meat on Vader's grill? "Was that a euphemism for a sexual act?" Of course it was, they're all I know. "Like bringing an al dente noodle to the spaghetti house?" Huh? "Like playing dragons in dungeons?" Are you having a stroke? "Taking grandma to Applebee's?" I have no clue what you're talking about but it needs to stop.
Keep going for a couple more shots including pre-paint and post-lighter fluid and a match.
Thanks to Robbie, who can't wait to start grilling this summer. Heck yeah, I'll bring some nothing and drink all your beer.