Dining With Dinosaurs: The TriceraTACO Upright Taco Stand

April 13, 2017

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This is the $13 TriceraTACO Taco Holder from KidsFunwares. It's an upright taco stand in the form of a triceratops that holds not one, not three, but TWO tacos. Is it dishwasher safe? You bet your ass it is! Is it microwave safe? I have no clue, besides, what are you doing nuking tacos anyways? I'm going to get one of those bathtub caddies that stretches across the tub from side to side and TACO IN THE TUB. I ate a pair of Pillsbury Toaster Strudels laying in the bathtub last Saturday night. I was supposed to go on a date but I got nervous and bailed last minute. "We've been dating for months." I got butterflies. "Shut up and come out of the bathroom already." Never!

Keep going for a couple more shots of all the dinnertime fun to be had.

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Thanks to Closet Nerd, who clearly knows what I like, and this is two-thirds of it.

  • asdfadfs

    why not stego?

  • Daniel L Charlebois

    Right

  • Dominic

    This makes me hungry for Triceratops spinal column...

  • There is zero practical use for this. Tacos are meant to be eaten. You make a taco, you eat it. Adding a stage where you display it is superfluous.

  • Jenness

    But what if you don't particularly like the crunchy part and just want to suck out it's guts but not stain your beautiful mantilla?

  • Smivey

    Who eats a taco like that?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Apparently brain damaged mexican kids?

  • Ollie Williams

    This is at least the third time I've seen a photo of someone eating a taco in this way. I don't understand what is going on.

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