Death And Destruction!: Crushing Things With A 360-Degree Hydraulic Press (Crimping Machine)

April 4, 2017

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This is a video of that guy and his chick from the Hydraulic Press Channel (and now the Beyond The Press channel) demonstrating the power of a 320-ton Finn-Power crimping machine, a hydraulic press that applies equal pressure from 360-degrees, or how my brain feels whenever I hear a child crying. That shot above? That used to be a hockey puck. Now it's a hockey ball with tentacles. "Hey GW, if you were an octopus would you hit that?" What? "I said if you were an octopus would you--" No, no, I heard what you said, I'm just confused exactly when your life took this unfortunate turn.

Keep going for the video, it's at least worth a skip-around.

Thanks to Stop Yelling, who only makes me want to yell even more and start losing my privileges.

  • Richard H Sanford

    Uh-oh!

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    The Duct Tape was beautiful

  • Your NAME is beautiful!

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    awwww!

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