This is the $19 Shrodinger's Cat plushie available from ThinkGeek. It's alive on one side, dead on the other side (indicated by X's for eyeballs), and, as my dog just discovered, full of polyester fluff on the inside. Thanks, that stuff really looks great spread all over the living room floor. You know, this is exactly why I stopped buying you such expensive toys. No, no -- the Nintendo Switch is mine! DON'T YOU DELETE MY ZELDA SAVE FILE.
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Thanks to Adam, who can't wait for the inevitable dead and alive Shrodinger's cat heat-activated coffee mug. I mean, provided they don't already exist which *Googles* of course they do. Dammit I was gonna get rich.