This is a video detailing inventor Colin Furze upgrading a 1960's bumper car with a new engine capable of doing over 100MPH. For reference, typical bumper cars go about 5MPH before you get rear-ended by some little blonde-haired shit and his dad, who I'm convinced are purposefully trying to give me whiplash and/or make me throw up my funnel cake. *flipping the bird* Hold on, it appears the ride operator wants to have a few words with me. Whatever man, whether I've been drinking is none of your concern. These aren't real cars, I don't have to abide by the laws of the road. What do you mean, 'What are you doing?' What the hell does it look like I'm doing? "Taping Roman candles to the hood of your bumper car." Congratulations, with observation skills like that you'll be guessing peoples' age and weight in no time.
Keep going for the video, which surprisingly lacked any actual bumpering.
Thanks to ILackItAll, who's apparently missing everything.