Colin Furze Builds A 100+MPH Bumper Car

April 3, 2017

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This is a video detailing inventor Colin Furze upgrading a 1960's bumper car with a new engine capable of doing over 100MPH. For reference, typical bumper cars go about 5MPH before you get rear-ended by some little blonde-haired shit and his dad, who I'm convinced are purposefully trying to give me whiplash and/or make me throw up my funnel cake. *flipping the bird* Hold on, it appears the ride operator wants to have a few words with me. Whatever man, whether I've been drinking is none of your concern. These aren't real cars, I don't have to abide by the laws of the road. What do you mean, 'What are you doing?' What the hell does it look like I'm doing? "Taping Roman candles to the hood of your bumper car." Congratulations, with observation skills like that you'll be guessing peoples' age and weight in no time.

Keep going for the video, which surprisingly lacked any actual bumpering.

Thanks to ILackItAll, who's apparently missing everything.

  • Jenness

    I wonder how long it is before they build two or more of these and actually try to bump each other going way too fast

  • Dao

    Well I have a BMW E46 that should do 100MPH but only does 5MPH.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Push harder! But seriously, I went 100 in a Geo Metro when I was 16. What's wrong with your Beemer?

  • Kateness

    I found your post hilarious. My dad told me back in his navy days, his ship ported in Italy. He and a few of his other buddies went and rode bumper cars. They would go all out and bump into people with full body force. Very many years later, he takes me to a amusement park, we get on the bumper cars (blonde-haired little shit) and he teaches me how to properly "bump" into everyone. LMAO, swear my dad gave some kids whiplash. Faces were priceless.

  • I have a feeling he's just going to become more and more awesome until he dies in a blazing ball of fire.

    And I wanna watch every step of the progression.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't know. Colin has already taken a Honda Civic and cobbled into an almost-F1 car (probably closer to Formula 4 since it was a 1.4L turbo engine). It smoked a 370Z on the race track then it blew up while a professional racer was driving it.

    He built the world's fastest mobility scooter. He built the world's fastest pram (baby buggy if you're from the US). He build the pulse-rocket bike, pulse-rocket go-kart, pulse rocket tea kettle. There isn't much more danger he could put himself in really.

  • Oh he'll find a way. You have to belieeeeeeeve!

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