All The Rage: Feather Eyebrows

April 13, 2017

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Feather eyebrows are eyebrows that have been parted and sculpted to look like feathers. Coachella is this weekend, after all, and last year you got called out for the cultural appropriation of the Indian headdress you thought you looked so cute in. Me? I don't go to Coachella, I use the opportunity to break into all the celebrities' houses that attend and use their bathrooms. It's the only weekend of the year I relieve myself, true story.

Keep going for a handful more examples.

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Thanks to Caroline, who can't wait for the inevitable lizard scales eyebrow trend.

  • Russell Bullock

    Reminds me of this older lady I used to work with. Her hair, bless her heart, was thinning and had a permanent wide part down the middle that she just couldn't do anything about. These eyebrows remind me of her unfortunate hair =(

  • Jenness

    Great, first they had dickliner and now hairy vag / underarm hair brows. It's like Feminazi hags everywhere are going out of their way to ruin everything pretty, sexy and glorious about being a girl and replacing it with huge, steaming piles of NOPE.

    Well NOT TODAY Satan!

  • Elak Swindell

    Ugly women, uglier eyebrows.

  • Munihausen

    Stop being raciss, naaaa meaaaen?

  • Elak Swindell

    So it's racist to point out that the women used in the photos are not attractive, especially their eyebrows? You need to look up the definition of racism then.

  • Roronoa Zoro

    Don't get it. I got in the lift with someone I hadn't seen for a while and when I looked at her she had thick scouse brows on. I seriously wanted to tell her how stupid she looked.

  • The_Wretched

    Caroline who what?

  • Chaz Gomez

    No... just like the "man bun", if you wear this then my aunt Winifred should smack you in the back of the head...

  • PunkRockZombie: Fear Agent

    they look like they have two nasty black silverfish glued to their brow line.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Silverfish, YES! Those eyebrows look less appealing than my unshaved balls.

  • Ugly and stupid and no.

  • ecafsub

    I don't care if it makes me a judgmental dickweed or not, but that first girl... what is wrong with her face? That's just unfortunate. The eyebrows do NOT help. Glad I'm not prone to nightmares.

    Easily one of the stupidest things I've seen in a while.

  • The_Wretched

    Uneven use of photoshop. The resolution is mottled.

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