This is a short video of a 5.7 magnitude earthquake captured by diver Jan Paul Rodriguez near Mabini, Batangas in the Philippines. That's not really what I was expecting. Of course, I don't really know what I was expecting because I don't think about underwater earthquakes that often because I'm simple man with simple thoughts. When reached for comment about the incident, Ariel was found dead in her treasure cave, crushed under a pile of gadgets and gizmos.
Keep going for two copies of the video in case the first one doesn't work.
Thanks to bradley w, who agrees the safest place to be in the event of an earthquake is outerspace.