Yeah You Did: A Couple's 'Notice To Appear In Court' Themed Wedding Invitations

March 17, 2017

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These are two shots of a couple's notice to appear in court themed wedding invitations. Apparently Redditor EXSUPERVILLAIN's aunt is marrying a sheriff, which is why they decided on the theme. I assume that's also why EXSUPERVILLAIN is an exsupervillan and not a current one. Still, if I got something like this in the mail I'd have a bag packed and be halfway to the Mexican border wearing a fake beard before I figured out it was a wedding invitation. I don't take chances. "Play a round of Russian Roulette?" Absolutely, but I get the first three shots in a row.

Thanks to Mary, who informed me her wedding invitations were little puzzles that recipients had to put together. That's cute! That's also why I got the date wrong (I suck at puzzles and just start forcing pieces after awhile).

  • Jenness

    At least with invitations like this no one will be in doubt that camo shorts and a tank top with the word "Hot Bitch" bedazzled over the boobs is perfectly acceptable attire.

  • That would be enough to guarantee I did not attend.

  • jrose

    I get so much junk mail masquerading as "urgent" "official" mail that there's a 50/50 chance I'd throw this away without opening it. Cute idea though.

  • Bosun Higgs

    I'd reply with a card that said, "Congratulations on your first wedding."

  • GeneralDisorder

    I told my sister-in-law that I didn't want to go to her wedding and to let me know when the next one happens.

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