What A Time To Be Alive: Sneaker With A Button That Automatically Orders Pizza Hut

March 7, 2017

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Because if we're not actually going to live in the future we might as well pretend to, this is an ad featuring Pizza Hut's Pie Tops, a pair of high tops that have a button on the tongue that will automatically order your previously determined default order from the company's website. It's basically like one of those Amazon Dash buttons, except for pizza. So, when you get right down to it, nothing new or special at all. Still, what better way to let all that exercise you just did know that you didn't really mean it? Brain: But you feel good right now, why ruin it?" Stomach: PIZZA. Have I ever told you about the night I passed out on the couch and woke up with a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and an unchewed bite in my mouth? "You're lucky you didn't choke." That was definitely a low point in my life.

Keep going for the commercial while I daydream about pushing that button like a pair of Reebok Pumps.

Thanks to lizzy, who orders pizza the old fashioned way: showing up at every birthday party she's invited to and hoping for the best.

  • fcpw

    And when you kick someone in the groin at least they receive pizza 30-60 minutes later.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    Great, now how do I pump up my shoe to get mad air?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Still possible. It just takes longer. You have to pump to order pizza. And keep doing that over and over and over. Eventually your legs and feet swell up with the diabetes that eating too much for too long causes and then your shoes will get tighter.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    1 pump for thin crust
    2 pumps for pan pizza
    3+ for deep dish

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