What A Time To Be Alive: A Keyboard Hand Warmer

March 23, 2017

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This is the Kickstarter for the $65 Envavo Heatbuff infrared hand warmer. It's a heater that keeps your hands warm while you're typing. Alternatively-- "I'm not starting a wastebasket fire." Suit yourself. You know what I do when I work for a company that keeps the office too cold? I quit. I mean, warmth and comfort is pretty low on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, if a company doesn't even have the decency to provide a comfortable work environment, what else aren't they providing? They clearly don't give a shit about you ever reaching self-actualization. "You've seriously quit jobs because the office was too cold?" Well technically I was fired for lighting wastebasket fires, but still.

Keep going for one more shot and their questionable zombie attack inspired informercial.

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Thanks to Alyssa, who apparently types with mittens on because those were not words in your email.

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