This is a video created by Youtuber Erwin Flemmer of different chocolate and gummi candies melting and unmelting, set to classical music. It was surprisingly therapeutic to watch, which is great news because I was just hit by a car and can use all the therapy I can get. "You didn't get hit by a car." Then why do I feel like I did? "Because you jumped off your neighbor's roof with a bed sheet for a parachute." Don't act like you've never played Parachute Power Friends before. Now listen: I know this is going to sound awkward, but I'm in a lot of pain and was wondering if you could help me go to the bathroom. "Define help." Hold my penis while I go. "Not a chance." Whatever you don't look strong enough anyways.
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Thanks to lizzy, who agrees the most rewarding thing to watch melt is butter because you're cooking lobster. Yum!