Wait, How'd You Get In Here?: Lockpick Earrings

March 14, 2017

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These are the $40 lockpick earrings available from Lockpick Extreme. They're earrings with lockpick dangles so you can let yourself back into your apartment if you forget your keys. Me? I'm always forgetting my keys. I can't even walk my dog without locking myself out of my apartment and having to climb the tree beside my balcony and letting myself back in through the sliding door. "When was the last time it happened?" This morning. "And what about your dog?" Holy shit, Margaret -- she's still in the tree!

Thanks to Cameron, who works for Lockpick Extreme but failed to offer me a free lockpick anklet.

  • Chris Galli

    Wait, How'd You Get In Hear?
    Wait, How'd You Get In 'Ear?

  • Welcome back GW

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