Tiny, Pocket-Sized Stretch Armstrong Dolls For Sale

March 27, 2017

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This is the $8 World's Smallest Stretch Armstrong doll available from Vat19. It's like a regular Stretch Armstrong toy from the 70's, except only 4-inches tall. His arms and legs can stretch to over twice his body length, although I don't think he has that magical Stretch Armstrong goo inside, I think he's entirely latex. That's a shame too, because he looks like he'd make a great bite-size snack. "Jesus, what don't you eat, GW?" So far, only turds.

Keep going for one more shot and a video.

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Thanks to gabe, who agrees it's only a matter of time until somebody makes a knock-off Stretch Armstrong sex toy provided it doesn't already exist which it probably does.

  • Jenness

    Psychic Prediction: People are going to put this in places it shouldn't be and end up in the ER. BAM - I'm right and it happened in the Philippines. (just kidding...or am I?)

  • The Real Plato

    wonder if this is bulletproof like the full size one? taofledermaus' slow motion on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • Well then. I guess today I will be $8 poorer.

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