Now You're Talking: Fireproof Human Skulls For Your Gas Fireplace/Fire Pit

March 17, 2017

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These are the Myard DELUXE Imitated Human Skull Logs for use in natural gas or liquid propane fireplaces/fire pits. Each skull is made "from heat-tolerant ceramic and lava granules, layered over a steel structure" and (unfortunately) costs $65. So that's at least a $715 pile of skulls there in the picture, making it significantly cheaper to just borrow a shovel and meet me in the graveyard after dark. "We're not digging up graves." *wink* Of course we aren't (see you at midnight, I'll be hooting like an owl).

Keep going for two more shots, including a white version that, at least in my opinion, doesn't look as good.

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Thanks to Stevie, who agrees nothing ties a room together quite like a fireplace full of burning skulls. Amen to that.

  • Happy Tinfoil Cat

    CTF Q3

  • Brandy Dillensneider

    If they could be used in wood-burning firepits, they'd sell even more; I know a group of 10,000 people that camp together every summer who would want these if they were rated for real campfires.

  • Magistos

    One is all you really need for winter shenanigans. Toss it in your fireplace with the logs and wait for guests to react. Look shifty and change the subject when they notice.

  • Jenness

    I think the price is worth it - especially if you have those nosy neighbors who suddenly come out of the woodwork "Oh, you're cooking out?" and you can stab a stick at a skull while replying in deadpan sincerity while staring into the fire "Actually just finished". T

  • JimmyJam

    Seems cheaper to just use actual human skulls.

  • Daniel M. McKernan

    At $65 a head is ridiculous. Now if it were more like $10 each...

  • Dan Blumreich

    put some copper in the roof of the mouths and watche neighbors freak-out.. haha

  • Love them! Perfect for the outside pit.

  • Paul Atreides

    Completely over priced. Fuck off.

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    Well hell! Now you can afford them, Muad'dib!

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    And now I can afford it, too.

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