Not On My Watch: Turkey Breaks Up Would-Be Cockfight

March 22, 2017

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This is a video of a turkey racing in to break up a cockfight and let those chickens know that he rules this roost and he won't tolerate any funny business on his watch. Or, who knows, maybe he just wanted to eat them. What do turkeys eat anyways? "Not chickens." But do you know that for a fact? "Yes." Whatever, I'm the one who lives on a family farm. Do you know what I like to do when I can't fall asleep at night? "Count sheep?" Close -- goats! We don't raise sheep because my little sister is afraid of clouds.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Scarlett, who wants to know who breaks up the turkeyfights.

  • The_Wretched

    I was waiting for the seal to come in and eat the turkey.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That explains why there's more than one living rooster. Usually roosters fight to the death over territory and mating rights.

    Also notable. Mr. Narrator here is way too proud of his big black cock.

  • Bosun Higgs

    Looks like fowl play to me.

  • "...who breaks up the turkeyfights."
    Bernard Matthews.

  • TheQiwiMan

    "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes"

  • The_Wretched

    SoP; they are hopefully so busy infighting that everyone else can get on with their lives.

  • Umm... DEFRA?

  • don satow

    Its racism I tell you. That white turkey cop picked on the black rooster and not the red headed rooster.

  • steve holt

    turkey don't take no jive.

    shoot me.

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  • TheQiwiMan

    Woke turkey ain't got no time fo yo shit.

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