This is a video of a gigantic fluffy chicken doing its thing. In this case, struttin' that ass around its pen. Apparently it's a Brahma chicken, a now-rare farm breed developed from stock brought to the US from Shanghai and was the principle meat breed in the country from the 1850's until around 1930. Hens have been known to get up to 13 pounds, and cocks can grow as large as 18 pounds. For reference-- "Just stop." But-- "No." You never let me have any fun.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Mattie, who agrees Link should think twice before deciding to attack one of those.