Mutant!: Video Of A Gigantic Chicken Strutting Around Its Pen

March 20, 2017

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This is a video of a gigantic fluffy chicken doing its thing. In this case, struttin' that ass around its pen. Apparently it's a Brahma chicken, a now-rare farm breed developed from stock brought to the US from Shanghai and was the principle meat breed in the country from the 1850's until around 1930. Hens have been known to get up to 13 pounds, and cocks can grow as large as 18 pounds. For reference-- "Just stop." But-- "No." You never let me have any fun.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Mattie, who agrees Link should think twice before deciding to attack one of those.

  • Andy Green

    How do we know it's not just a small pen?

  • Pun Punny Ajjimaporn

    Chocobo ?

  • AtomicMountain

    "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."

  • bluecheesedressing

    https://youtu.be/rT4UmxqoFt4
    Didju guys see the size of dat chixuhn?

  • archer923

    Hey, it's Steelbeak. AHAHEAHEHEHAHEAH (Darkwing Duck)

  • Jenness

    I want to see a a person near it for comparison - maybe everything is just tiny scale to make it appear huge. *squints and looks skeptical*

  • GeneralDisorder

    I sort of think there's a person inside of it.

  • Clampity

    Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

  • MustacheHam

    That's not a chicken folks, they just brought back a raptor from the past.

  • GeneralDisorder

    It's cute.

  • Second biggest cock I've seen all day!

    (I was brutally raped in the alley behind my house by Brent this morning.)

  • GeneralDisorder

    Brent sounds like an otherwise decent guy.

  • "Cuz Brent can't fit in the glory hole, and that's why we all like Brent!"

  • Jenness

    You're chipper for having such a crappy start to your day.

  • Well, he DID cuddle me afterwards, and let me be the little spoon...

  • The_Wretched

    It's time to face the music, it's time to set up lights.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    I say, I SAY! It's Foghorn Leghorn in real life!

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Seeing this, I can now better imagine them coming from dinasaurs. Holy crap!

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