I Do: Woman Constructs Wedding Dress Entirely Out Of Taco Bell Wrappers

March 3, 2017

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In a bid to win Taco Bell's Love And Tacos contest and be the first couple married at the company's flagship Taco Bell Cantina chapel in Las Vegas, this is a shot of bride-to-be Diane Nguyen wearing the wedding dress she fashioned entirely out of Taco Bell wrappers. The wrappers were provided by a local Taco Bell manager, who's presumably since been fired for unsatisfactory inventory control. In Diane's own words:

It's time to spill the beans. We have been engaged for 4 years, and together for 10. Taco Bell has been there through the years, from the after school runs, to late meals after work (or a night of partying). Our love for each other is as cheesy as a quesadilla. We're nachos getting married, it's going to be a Las Vegas tacover. Lettuce celebrate our love at the Taco Bell Chapel in Vegas, cuz we are ready to guac and roll. #loveandtacoscontest #tacobelle #burritodress #iloveyou

Puns aside, I do agree that Taco Bell has always been there for me through the years. I remember the first time my parents took me when I was a kid. And every time I take a bite of a soft taco or bean burrito, it takes me back there. Who knew that soft taco and bean burrito and cinnamon crispas (discontinued) would lead to a lifetime of Taco Bell? It was like huffing my first model airplane glue or Glade furniture polish. "Um, what?" I'm fine, I'm fine.

Thanks to Thaylor H, who agrees it's only a matter of time before Taco Bell opens a Las Vegas drive-thru wedding window. *from backseat* Get me a Baja Blast!

  • Jenness

    My arteries hurt just reading that wedding announcement. However, the bonus is that any woman literally covered in fast food wrappers at the wedding can't possibly ever worry that the groom will leave them later on for getting too fat. Plus they've been together a decade and engaged for 4 - bless them and hope it lasts forever.

  • Wonfis

    "Diane Nguyen" isn't she from Bojack Horseman?

  • The_Wretched

    I have a "no fast food for 24 hours prior to date" for people who date me. It improves body odor to a degree you can't imagine.

  • kodama

    "from the after school runs"

    Taco Bell gives me the same problem.

  • Jonathan Harris

    She is desperate for someone to eat her taco.

  • HashtagRelationshipGoals

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Esta noche voy a hablar con usted como el sucio chalupa suprema que eres.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    at least you were somewhat polite and formal about it

  • Forblat

    until the end

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    hence the "somewhat"

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