This is a video of some guy on a Kiss Cam who removes his arm from around his girlfriend's shoulders to make out with his beer with what can only be described as the look of a true sociopath. Obviously, I want somebody to look at me the way this guy looks at his Bud Light. Relationship goals. Also if they're cool with chronic athlete's foot that's a plus.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Zootghost, who agrees that may top Westley and Buttercup's kiss from The Princess Bride as the most passionate and pure kiss since the invention of kisses.