Finally, An Officially Licensed Star Trek Captain Picard Facepalm Mousepad

March 23, 2017

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This is the officially licensed Star Trek TNG Picard Facepalm Mousepad available exclusively from ThinkGeek (previously only available as unlicensed bootlegs using the image I uploaded to Zazzle and Redbubble). What better way to remind yourself that everyone you work with are a bunch of morons? From now on I'm only responding to coworker emails with a picture of my Picard facepalm mousepad. That should give them a taste of their own medicine. "And what medicine would that be?" Good question. *empties coworkers medicine bottle into mouth, forgets how to add fractions, penis flutters* Stupid pills and Cialis.

Keep going for one more shot of a man who's had enough.

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Thanks to carey, who agrees this is easily going to be this year's most sought-after Dirty Santa gift exchange present.

  • Adibobea9

    Anyone still using a mousepad, should have this one as a constant reminder of how stupid they are…

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I put that into Google Images and I still have no idea what I'm looking at here.

    I'm also still certain that anime just isn't for me... and I'm okay with that.

  • Ian Norton

    Thinkgeek shit is always so cheaply made. I'll never buy from them again :\

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I think we can all agree that Star Trek is far superior, in every measurable way, to star wars. But like who uses mouse pads?

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  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I like your boobies

  • clisolopap

    nice

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I'm just confused as to why she's not telling us how we could make $104,000 from home.

    EDIT: Oh, the (other) spam comment was hidden. I'm no longer confused.

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