Drinking Buddies: T-Rex Wine Bottle Holders

March 27, 2017

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These are t-rex wine bottle holders. They come in two varieties: alive ($24), and dead ($32). Personally I like the live one, but I've gotten drunk with a dead friend before and it was traumatizing. Mostly because I didn't realize he was dead until I was saying goodbye, I just assumed I was a very captivating storyteller, which I am.

Keep going for a couple more shots of each while I email the manufacturers about whether these are sex toy safe.

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Thanks to my friend Jackie, who knows what I like, and I like dinosaurs.

  • asdfadfs

    for some reason I want there to be a half/half option where one side is bones and the other alive

  • Jenness

    This is pretty cute - and I agree with GW the alive one is the best

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