Damn Rich People $45,000 Watch With A Drop Of 155 Year Old Whiskey Inside

March 21, 2017

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This is the latest 'Spirit Watch' from Wealth Solutions (a company that's here to help with that too-much-money problem of yours) and Swiss watchmaker Louis Moinet. Each of the 50 limited edition watches will contain a single drop of the oldest whiskey in the world, Old Vatted Glenlivet 1862. How prestigious, but I thought whiskey was made for drinking, not toting around in a wristwatch. I guarantee there's some beyond-rich geezer out there willing to pay quadruple that for a single drop of Old Vatted Glenlivet 1862 dripped directly onto his anus from the tip of a 2006 Mont Blanc Limited Edition Mystery Masterpiece fountain pen. *shrug* Rich people are eccentric.

Thanks to v, who agrees it's only a matter of time until there's a Youtube video of some rich jerk breaking their watch open and drinking it.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    "I put a drop of Jack Daniel's into a Timex... now give me all your money!" said the mentally ill vagrant.

  • Citrus Lump

    The whiskey makes the timepiece run smoother.

  • Ijustsharted

    RICH FUCK #1: Hey what's the dumbest shit we can come up with today?

    RICH FUCK #2: Waste some old booze by putting it in a watch?

    RICH FUCK #1: Huzzah!

  • Jenness

    Would be funny if some smug executive bought this only to get fired for bringing alcohol to work as if they were an out-of-control alcoholic with a counseling session and referral to rehab. LOL

  • GeneralDisorder

    It would be funny but executive types don't get fired. There's a series of stories from a subreddit TalesFromTechSupport by user Jon6 called "The Bitch Manager From Hell".

    Quick summary: someone with no technical knowledge of technology gets promoted to the head of the tech department. Ruins some vitally important things by having her offspring ruin a deploy and then push the deployment schedule up for reasons unknown... Then she ends up getting shuffled into a different department, her offspring and underling take the fall and she gets paid extra.

  • Jenness

    Gee thanks, now I am going to have one of those pissed off nightmares where I wake up before I get to slap the crap out of someone for being a moron. So unsatisfying and agitating.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Hmm... You're welcome?

    I don't see how that relates to what I said though. But... have fun with your unsatisfying agitating dreams then.

  • Sean Mallia

    With all that money they make, a bot probably has one.

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