Blade - The Solo Cut (The Movie Blade With Every Single Scene With Anybody Else Cut Out)

March 29, 2017

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This is Blade - The Solo Cut, the movie Blade with every scene containing anybody besides Blade removed. It also contains no scenes where Blade is the only actor visible, but someone else is talking. It was a surprisingly enjoyable experience, especially considering it cut a solid two hour movie down to just eleven minutes. Could you imagine if all movies were only eleven minutes? "People would be outraged over ticket prices." Exactly, plus popcorn and soda sizes would have to be significantly smaller.

Keep going for the movie.

Thanks to Dr. God, who agrees George Lucas should have done the same thing with Jar Jar in The Phantom Menace then burned all the footage.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's 11 minutes more of Blade than I want to see.

  • There are so many other vampire movies much more worth of our disdain.
    Unless you just hate vampire movies in general, I can't imagine you can make a top 10 or even top 5 vampire movies list without Blade 1 making the cut since... really... they all mostly suck.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I watched it once and it didn't seem the like the sort of movie that had any kind of rewatchability.

  • Kazuka Roo

    anyone remember the blade tv show

  • FINALLY!

  • El Gaupo

    I am not sure why... but I just watched this whole thing.

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