Old Washing Machine Sounds Like The Percussion Section Of A Marching Band

March 28, 2017

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This is a video of a washing machine performing a polyrhythmic (a rhythm containing two more rhythms simultaneously) musical piece during its spin cycle. I was impressed, and I dare say it sounded worlds better than my nephew's middle school marching band. *phone rings* Yeah? Well tell him he's too young to be reading Geekologie! *hangs up* Now, where was I? Oh right, the washing machine. Just what the hell were they trying to wash in there, a toaster?

Hit the jump for the video while I yell at my washing machine for failing to brighten my whites. "You should try using detergent." That shit's for suckers!

Thanks to Carmen, who agrees when it comes to celebrity washing machines, this guy will always be numero uno.

  • Kazuka Roo

    what is going on in here, why is everyone so angry at stuff

  • Dalle

    Im sure I saw that thing in Immortan Joes Caravan in Mad Max?

  • Kazuka Roo

    there was a guy with a flamethrowing guitar

  • Jenness

    I was hoping the entire time for the frazzled mom to walk in, catch the dad/ingrate kid filming the machine getting torn up and beat the snot out of them. But nooeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • TheQiwiMan

    Someone please take the phone out of this person's hands, turn it 90 degrees, then give it back.

  • Martin Ruby
  • Kazuka Roo

    what if you just took the phone and didn't give it back

  • Benmark

    Jury's out, vertical is fine. Widescreen won't make this dryer any sexier.

  • Kazuka Roo

    dryers are pretty sexy sometimes

  • TheQiwiMan

    TWO puppet accounts?? Really?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • King POTUS

    No, I got a couple more.

  • TheQiwiMan
  • TheQiwiMan
  • Legend of Gary

    Haha, you guys are retards. Vertical video is obviously wrong, unless you're shooting vertically lined subjects. Then vertical video is correct. It depends on what you're shooting. DUH. Common sense, losers.

  • King POTUS

    What the fuck is even going on anymore.

  • TheQiwiMan

    It's adorable you felt the need to resurrect an old account to agree with yourself. (You do realize anyone can see your Disqus account by clicking your name, right moron? :-D One comment 4 years ago, then the desperate sputtering of trying to stick up for the idiot with the wrong opinion...) ROFL

  • Legend of Gary

    I think it's adorable you cared sooooo much to stalk me, you sad,sad bastard. SO desperate to be "right". HAHAHAHAH. Now, THAT'S funny.

  • TheQiwiMan

    And look at that, such a weird coincidence that "Legend of Gary" and "King POTUS" go several hours without commenting, then they both comment again at the same time.

    You can't be this stupid. This is just a hilarious elaborate trolling, right?

    You got me. You win. :-D

  • King POTUS

    Look at the master computer hacker figure out the simplest thing in the fucking world. It's like I didn't even try to cover it up. GOOD JOB.

  • TheQiwiMan
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