You've Got To Be Kidding Me: A $395 Louis Vuitton Mouse Pad

February 3, 2017

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This is the $395 Louis Vuitton mouse pad. It makes me so angry I could spit blood, and not just because I went for a teeth cleaning at the dentist this morning, but it was a f***ing massacre. I'm going to write a Wikipedia page about it.

"Crafted from fine leather, this mouse pad features an embossed VVN corner in a complementary color for an understated Louis Vuitton signature. A subtle status symbol, it completes our elegant office set"

"A subtle status symbol." Man, if you need a subtle status symbol mouse pad you need to reevaluate your priorities in life, because you're doing it wrong. Also, if you do have $400 to spend on a mouse pad, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEHIND A DESK? Shouldn't you be on a yacht or island somewhere? Come here, I want to punch you.

Thanks to vishal, who agrees if your Louis Vuitton mouse pad doesn't get stolen the very first day, you didn't get what you deserved.

  • Rohan

    $400 on something you may be using everyday ain't a big deal! Buddy you should get a job.

  • Ralfone

    RIght!? I mean the eff even uses a mouse anymore? Now my Gucci touch screen, that's news worthy.

  • Munihausen

    Maybe it has some special coating that enables the user to clean the dead skin, boogers, semen, and fingernail clippings off of it more easily. Probably not, though.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    get one and write it off as a business expense, GW

  • Geekologie

    I did, except two. i'm using one as a coaster for my beer pitcher

  • GeneralDisorder

    Pics or I can't fap to it! Wait, no. I'm good. Disregard.

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