What The Hell Are You?!: Freaky Deaky Deep Sea Creature Spotted Off The Coast Of Japan

February 14, 2017

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This is a video captured off the coast of Sanriku, Japan at a depth of 5,350-meters (~3.3 miles) of a Subspinctoria cinerea. What the hell is a Subspinctoria cinerea? You're looking at it. It appears to be half shrimp, half fairy, and 100% from the Lost City Of Atlantis. Now we just need to follow it back to Atlantis and steal all of their advanced technology. You think they've got x-ray glasses? I bet they've got x-ray glasses, and I call dibs on them. Plus a potion that lets you breathe underwater. "It's called scuba gear." Please, mermaids don't go after guys using scuba gear.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Marc B, who's convinced Tinkerbell banged a shrimp and this is their lovechild.

  • Further proof of my theory that if we were to take video of stuff like this and show it to an unsuspecting audience, making the claim that the video comes from some distant planet, it would be wholly, easily believed.

  • Daniel Holstein

    So, I can't find this genus or species anywhere... We sure that's right?

  • I think it's less from the city of Atlantis and more from the city of R'lyeh.

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  • Bling Nye

    Subspinctoria cineria, not to be confused with Subsphincter cinema.

  • Jenness

    That was my first thought along with ctoria being like clitoris - so in my mind it was a deep subsea assclit sinner - and that is how I will remember it forever.

  • da1nonlysage

    Don't ever change

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