The Wine Glass Mask: A Wine Glass Contoured To Fit Your Face For Enhanced Flavor And Aroma

February 9, 2017

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This is the Kickstarter for the $17 (retail: $30) Wine Glass Mask, a wine glass contoured to fit your face for maximum taste and aroma. Let me copy/paste the product features for your while I drink wine out of a stainless steel water bottle like a normal person who can't stand work after lunch but still isn't trying to get fired.

The complex taste of a wine is a combination of smells and flavors. Wine Glass Mask™ was designed to focus the bouquet and concentrate the smell of fruits, spices, herbs and flowers while controlling the flow of oxygen. As you breathe in you notice an intensified aroma because none of your experience is lost.


As red wine breathes wine molecules combine with nitrogen and oxygen in the air. The venturi nozzles on the front of the Wine Glass Mask™ reduce the flow of oxygen and nitrogen and increase their velocity entering the wine aroma mixing chamber as you breathe in. The added air speed lifts more wine vapors off the surface enriching the aroma and flavor.

I dunno, it seems like people have been drinking wine just fine for thousands of years, do we really need Wine Glass Masks? Plus they look kinda, you know, not that classy. They look medical. I need 250mL of cabernet sauvignon, STAT! I don't want people to think I'm on wine life support. Unless, of course, they bring get well balloons and stuffed animals, in which case *cough cough* help they say I don't have much time left.

Keep going for a couple more shots (including one from directly above that looks like a urinal) and their Kickstarter video.

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Thanks to Lucinda, who agrees the best wine is drank straight from the bottle while crying to a friend on the phone.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Some people like booze too much.

  • Yes I... oh, booze.
    I'm not as interested in that.

  • The_Wretched

    Isn't it easier to have the sommelier just sit on your face?

  • I only do that after I've drunk lots of wine.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I make up words sometimes too.

  • The_Wretched

    it's a word

  • GeneralDisorder

    Grease is the word.

  • The_Wretched

    Grease is the way we are feeling.

  • Bling Nye

    Or you could just use a sippy straw to blow air into the wine to aerate it before you drink it. I did that with grape juice all the time, it's great. And it would look a bit classier.

  • I some times do something similar with...
    I'm going to stop now.
    https://media.giphy.com/med...

  • GeneralDisorder

    You could also just admit to your alcoholism and drink rot-gut like a normal alcoholic.

  • You're only an alcoholic if you go to meetings.
    Otherwise you're a drunk.
    In the same way you're only a prostitute if you except money.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You can be an alcoholic without going to meetings. You're just a relapsed alcoholic. Or if you've never gone to meetings you're a prolapsed... Wait. That's something else.

  • Geekologie

    I do that with my chocolate milk until it overflows and my mom yells at me

  • NoName

    The Wall thicknes of the glass is way too thick, spoiling a pleasant drinking experience. In all, good idea, poor execution.

  • TheQiwiMan

    *too

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