This is an entirely too long video (over 50 minutes, skip around as hard as you've ever skipped around before) documenting Seven Buck Productions (which Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson co-founded) setting the Guinness World Record for largest 7-layer dip, which weighed in at a whopping 540 pounds. The entire thing (along with chips) was given to the homeless after the record was set. Well that's nice. My only problem is, how am I supposed to get a scoop of all seven layers? I could stick my hand in there up to my wrist and barely make it to the cheese, making it only a five layer dip unless you're willing to go in past your elbow. They should have used a much wider container if you ask me. I'm thinking something along the lines of a kiddy pool. Now that -- that's how you make a world record 7-layer dip. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Don't do it, GW." Cannonball! *making 7-layer dip snow angel* Man this is great I feel like I'm on Double Dare.
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Thanks to Melissa, who once spilled the 7-layer dip she was bringing to a party in the back of her car. OMG please tell me you drive a Fiesta.