This is the $77 3-In-1 Breakfast Station from Nostalgia Electronics (of bacon toaster fame). It can toast/bake, grill and prepare coffee simultaneously. It cannot fetch the morning paper or juice oranges though. Honestly, I can't even remember the last time I had a proper breakfast with eggs and toast and sausage, but I suspect it was all the way back when I still lived with my parents. What was that, January? Man how time flies when you're being super successful.
Keep going for one more shot in red and a video in case you needed a video (SPOILER: you did not).
Thanks to Damien, who prefers his breakfast cooked over the fire in a 55-gallon drum hobo-style.