So That's What That Sounds Like: Man Rapping Ultra Fast On Helium

February 10, 2017

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This is a video of Kansas City rapper Mac Lethal spitting hot fire as fast as he can after huffing some helium. It was unsurprisingly entertaining to listen to, and he even includes a reference to 'cash me ousside' girl, because this is the world we live in. *checks classifieds for other worlds to live in* No luck, but I am tempted to go look at this tractor.

I had more lyrics for this, but couldn't rap them. This shit made me almost pass out multiple times and was unbearably painful. I'm going to lay down on my couch and sleep now.

Injuring yourself for the sake of your craft -- that's what real art is all about. *gives self papercut, bleeds onto keyboard* I do this for you. Just kidding, I do this as a sacrifice to Qwerty, goddess of computers and the internet. Oh Qwerty, please accept this humble offering and guide me on my journey to cheap boner pills that don't just give me an irregular heartbeat and diarrhea like last time.

Keep going for the video. I also added a video that reader Oswald Copperpot stretched to 150% of the original for a more natural sound.

Thanks to Daniel, who wants to see somebody do the same thing with sulfur hexafluoride.

  • DeksamTorrac

    Watch it at 0.5 speed and you can understand him.

  • bigalosu

    MC Chris has been found!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bling Nye

    It's not like helium is displacing oxygen or anything, or that your tissues need oxygen...

    Not taking a real breath in between helium breaths is basically the equivalent of holding your breath until you take an actual breath of air....

  • King POTUS

    But you are still depriving yourself of sweet, sweet life-giving oxygen.

  • Bling Nye

    Yeah, ...that was kind of my point?

  • The_Wretched

    I very nearly hurt myself from passing out the first time I tried helium. These days though, you can see the sticky between my thumb and forefinger from holding the balloon.

  • Oswald Cobblepot

    I sampled his audio and slowed it down to normal speed. Check it out:
    https://youtu.be/pS35rUIFkcE

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's awesome.

  • Shooting Thepast

    Just listen to DIE ANTWOORD for helium free music.

    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • GeneralDisorder

    It's funny because he sounds like MC Chris.

    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • The_Wretched

    I like listening to them at 3AM when I'm loopy-tired but don't want to go to bed yet.

  • Ollie Williams

    The only drawback, of course, is having to listen to Die Antwoord.

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