Seen here about to be totally fixed, this is a video demonstrating how to repair a broken printer once and for all. And by repair I mean blow up with a firework. It looks like it worked, just like the printer repair scene in Office Space. It also looks like they're going to need to order another red ink cartridge. Could you imagine if printer repair were really this fun? Every kid would want to be a printer repairman when they grow up. What did you want to be when you grew up? I didn't want to grow up, I wanted to stay young just like Peter Pan. My parents always told me I could be anything I wanted if I worked hard and put my mind to it, and they were lying straight to my face the whole time.
Keep going for the video while I repair my old laptop.
Thanks to Tank, who agrees fireworks can fix anything, especially a case of the sads or still having all ten fingers.