Girl Gets Pet Snake Stuck In Stretched Earlobe

February 1, 2017

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Because this is the world we live in now, Ashley Glawe recently got her pet ball python stuck in her stretched earlobe and had to go to the emergency room, where doctors made a small incision in her ear and used Vasoline to free the snake. Ashley claims her snake Bart poked his head through her ear on its own, which I highly doubt. I suspect this was a party trick, and I also suspect that if this your best party trick, maybe you should reevaluate throwing any more parties. Me? My dog and I do a dance routine together that always brings the house down. If there's one thing I know, it's how to be the life of a party. Dare me to swallow a noisemaker?

Keep going for one more shot to really appreciate just how fat the snake is where it got stuck.

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Thanks to Jarod and Zootghost, who agree if you can't own a pet without getting it stuck in your ear and having to go to the emergency room, maybe you shouldn't own a pet.

  • Meh

    If she dies from this (unfortunately unlikely), - Darwin award!

  • Vampire Cop's Biggest Fan

    Boiiing

  • If she had a dog or cat instead this wouldn't have happened.

  • The_Wretched

    Not today but maybe in a few years.

  • DFCtomm

    Plastic surgeons are going to get so rich fixing this stupid shit.

  • Kenrod

    Hmmm. Makings of a new porn fetish, perhaps?

  • GeneralDisorder

    New? No. I've seen it before. And not recently.

  • Doombah

    This has been floating around a snake group I'm in on Facebook. Everyone pretty much agrees that there's no way this would have happened without her setting it up. Despite the lack of sensitivity of the ear loop, you'd notice a snake poking around. And snakes tend to know how to get out of stuff like this. They're very flexible.

  • She is one long series of bad choices.

  • TBozzly

    Wow, judgemental much?

  • Harsh.

  • DFCtomm

    But one hell of a weekend

  • Jenness

    This needs to be turned into a terrifying PSA to prevent people from getting these types of piercings. Reason #2435 To Never Get Huge Holes on Your Body. "They Attract Snakes"

  • Ollie Williams

    Do vaginas also fall under this category?

  • Jenness

    You're spent some time in Bangkok haven't you? Because ain't nothing like a pack of snakes in a Thai hooker to start your Tuesday night.

  • Ollie Williams

    Now you're talking.

  • The_Wretched

    I've read about that on the internet. It must be a thing.

  • Munihausen

    Not very goth...

  • Ollie Williams

    Judging from the piercings and tattoos, I'm assuming she doesn't make great life choices in general.

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