This is a timelapse video of bodypainter Mirjana Kika Milosevic painting herself a stomach tied in a knot. Really black paint -- I think that's the secret. I would have used shoe polish but that's just me and I like making a mess and getting grounded. Even if you don't watch the whole video the part right around 2:40 is worth seeing just because of how freaky it looks. Could you imagine if the Incredible Hulk got angry and tied you in a knot like that? What a jerk. When I was a kid I ripped one of Stretch Armstrong's arm off and ate the stuff inside because my brother said it would give me superpowers like Stretch. It didn't though, it just gave me a stomach ache and I threw up. "You have to keep it down to get the powers." My brother, ladies and gentlemen! Maybe he's right.
Hit the jump for the video while I buy another Stretch Armstrong on eBay and try again.
Thanks to KM, who agrees if your stomach actually looks like that you should go see a doctor or a guy who runs a carnival.