Chicken Pecks Out 'America The Beautiful' On Keyboard

February 3, 2017

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This is a video of Jokgu the chicken pecking out 'America The Beautiful' (debatable right now) on a keyboard thanks to keys that light up to indicate which one to press. So, if you ever wondered just how intelligent chickens are, the answer is at least intelligent enough to press buttons that light up, making them roughly as smart as a toddler, or my roommate. *watches roommate burn toast for the third time in a row* I stand corrected. Just kidding, I stand leaning to the right because my left leg is almost two inches longer than the right and my parents never got it corrected because "That shit costs money" and "Maybe we can sell you to a carnival."

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to lizzy, who tried to convince me this chicken was going to play the Star Spangled Banner for the Super Bowl on Sunday.

  • David

    Even this chicken is more talented and capable then Dump the Stubby-Handed Orangutan.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Second most impressive cock I've seen all day.

    Ladies.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's a hen... God damn city rats don't know the difference between cock and hen.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Did you just assume my gender/species?????QUESTIONMARK?????

  • GeneralDisorder

    Yeah. Probably. I am kind of a shitlord.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Cock? I see a hen named Jogku.

    I'm hoping, for your sake, that the most impressive one isn't also nonexistent.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I confess.... my genitalia is also a female bird.

    DON'T JUDGE ME.

  • Bling Nye
  • bluecheesedressing

    Bro! Did you just assume that chickens gender identity? Not cool!

  • GeneralDisorder

    It's well known scientific fact that chickens are both sexually dimorphic and that chickens do believe in (and almost always identify as) biological sex. I'm reasonably sure that the percentage of transgender chickens is ~0.000000000000% (although admittedly ~100% of males in factory farms are sent to the shredder as soon as they hatch so the true percentage may be higher in males).

  • Bling Nye

    Fun fact, chickens do not have penis or vagina, but have a cloaca, which is a singular orifice used for all excretions, be it sperm, eggs, shit or piss. There's no penetration when it comes to chicken sex, just cloacal rubbing.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I thought it was hen lays eggs. Rooster fertilizes and fucks off. Then again, I never paid much attention to my friend's chickens. Just remember his rooster crowing from 3 AM to 5 AM every fucking day.

  • Bling Nye

    http://www.realclearscience...

    "2) No copulatory organs

    As with most bird species, roosters and hens don't have external genitalia. Instead both partners procreate using an external orifice called a cloaca. When the cloacae are touched together, sperm is transferred into the female reproductive tract. Since no penetration is involved, the act is simply called a "cloacal kiss.""

  • GeneralDisorder

    I now know drastically more than I need to about chicken reproduction.

  • Bling Nye
  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    You promised you wouldn't tell!

  • Why?
    Have you been to the zoo?
    ;-P

  • Clampity

    I bet the chicken would have refused to perform Trump's inauguration.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    Pssssh! I bet it can't play "Flight of the Bumblebee".

  • Meh

    Without the lights i would've been impressed.

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