Cast Of Upcoming Han Solo Movie Pictured Aboard The Millennium Falcon

February 21, 2017

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This is the cast of the upcoming Han Solo Star Wars movie all posing aboard the Millennium Falcon. The film is scheduled for release May 25, 2018. From left to right: Woody Harrelson, co-director Chris Miller, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Alden Ehrenreich, Emilia Clarke, co-director Phil Lord, Donald Glover, and Chewbacca. So, uh, what is Woody Harrelson staring at? Whatever it is, I think Chewbacca sees it too -- everyone else is oblivious. Maybe it's...a dead person! Get it? Because Woody Harrelson was in that movie with that boy that could see dead people. "That was Bruce Willis." SCREW EVERYTHING STRAIGHT TO HELL.

Thanks to everyone who sent this, whose nerdboners I could actually sense through the tip line and made me feel uncomfortable.

  • The_Wretched

    Woody? I know they love putting in big names but they are a distraction.

  • iofo61

    Millennium Falcon? More like Millennial Falcon.

  • Bling Nye

    I hate these kinds of shots. It's like knowing someone's had their balls on your phone, because you can see the ghostly little print of them on the screen. Your phone still works just fine, and you may still even enjoy it, but you'll always and forever know, their balls were on the same surface as your fingers and face.

  • Geekologie comments are pretty fucked these days.

  • Bling Nye
  • Bling Nye

    What's the look on Leia's face? Jealousy? I mean, I guess I get that if a droid has better cleavage, but I would figure it would normally put a smile on anyone's face...

  • The funny option is that it's the "there's no USB port/ phone charger on this droid" look.
    The unfunny option is it's the look of a model that's realised that this is what her life has come to.

  • Bling Nye

    Literally.

  • What do you mean? I haven't noticed an-I got paid 104 thousand bucks in 2016 by working online from home a­n­d I did that by wor­king part-time f­o­r 3 or sometimes more h /daily. I’m using work opportunity I stum-OMG HALP!!!

  • What the heck are you doing for that to happen?

  • Bling Nye

    Knowing people with scrotums.

  • TBozzly

    As an owner of a scrotum, i have to say i'm not convinced i'd want to put it in the same place that either your hands or face has been. I don't know you and am unaware of your personal hygiene routines. Who knows what your face has been in contact with.

  • Bling Nye

    You own a scrotum?

  • TBozzly

    Its more like a time share if i'm being honest.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    *overdeveloped labias

  • Bling Nye

    And really overdeveloped clitorises. Clitorii?

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Only If you are being generous.

  • I also know people with scrotums, and yet still fail to understand the scrotum phone interface situation.

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