Remember that leaked footage of Boston Dynamics' latest killer robot? Well now they've released their own official reel of Handle, the wheel-legged robot of your nightmares. It's even more terrifying in high definition. Can it do 360's without getting dizzy? Check. Can it jump on and off of tables? It sure can. Pick up and carry the weight of a small human? Oh yes. Roll down stairs and snowy hillsides without falling? YEP. Can it be modded into a sex robot? Hopefully! "Wait, what?" Uh, I mean kill them all!
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Thanks to R Hartness, who knows what I like and this is obviously not it.