Ahahhahahhaha: Local News Anchor 'Cracks' Teen Emoji Codes

February 3, 2017

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This is a VERY worthwhile and amazing local news report from Seattle's Q13 Fox News reporter John Hopperstad explaining what different emojis teens can use to mean things that their parents won't understand. The one above? I hope you die in a fire. I kid you not. Flowers can mean drugs, frog face can mean you're ugly (as an act of bullying), and googly eyes mean send naked pics. Now if you'll excuse me *making phone call* Hello, Pulitzer Prize selection committee? I've got your guy.

Keep going for the video, it's a real googly eye-opener.

Thanks to Ben J, who heard some people even use the eggplant emoji to mean penis!

  • JJtoob

    I'd use 🌿 for weed. I see 🐸 sometimes used in combination with ☕ to emulate the "none of my business" meme. I've seen 👀 as a compliment on picture comments. But what do I know. I don't talk to teenagers lmao!

  • Anodos

    "Predators could use these to start communication with young people"

    Like words?

  • Moshugaani

    Now all those weird messages I've been receiving make perfect sense!!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Hmm... Skull, arrow, flame... Ah "give me head until I burst into flames".

    Clever.

  • Doog

    Umm no.

    Obviously it's Ghost Rider is bringing that fire.

    Wait no.

    It's Skeletor has risen from the flames of his enemies.

    Oh oh oh

    Jack Skellington went and burnt down Christmas town.

    Ugh. Deciphering is so difficult that I'm start to question what we think we know from hieroglyphics

  • I think we know who is behind all of this...
    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entri...

  • Doog

    Did they ever catch that infamous hacker '4Chan'. What an elusive individual he seems to be...

  • I thought it was this guy...
    https://usercontent1.hubsta...

  • You scare me sometimes

  • My husband tells me that.
    In fact I get it a lot.
    I've no idea why.
    http://images6.fanpop.com/i...

  • Emmitt Morgans

    You have to be careful when those damned kids are constantly up for jiggery pokery!

  • Some kids can be like that.
    I know I was...
    I mean... so I've heard!

  • Andyman7714

    We should ban kids from coming into the country.

  • Tyguy

    Or just ignorant fear mongering turds like these people...

  • Doog

    Build a wall around your yard to keep the bad influences out and make the neighborhood delinquents pay for it!

    Make your household great again!

  • This is so helpful. As a parent, I will never actually talk to my children, so it's good this guy is there to tell us what our kids are saying.

  • Roark

    GW, 👀 -- Show Me What You Got!!!

  • Matthew Correia

    Oh my gosh!

  • The_Wretched

    fear mongering idiots

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